Frugit's Dispatch
Every month, Frugit has something to say. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. Frugit's Dispatch lands in your mailbox each month with a sticker sheet, two exclusive die cut stickers, an official dispatch letter from the management, and a second document that changes every month — think treat schedules, incident reports, performance reviews, and other correspondence nobody requested but everyone is receiving. Two versions available: the Full Pack for the full Frugit experience, and the Lite Pack for those who want the note and stickers without the additional paperwork. Frugit has opinions about the Lite Pack. He's filed a complaint.
To receive this monthly: make sure you select "Deliver Every Month."
The First Dispatch will ship out at the end of April.
Frugit's Dispatch
Every month, Frugit has something to say. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. The Full Pack lands in your mailbox with a sticker sheet, two exclusive die cut stickers, Frugit's official dispatch letter, and a second document. Treat schedules, incident reports, performance reviews, and other correspondence nobody requested but everyone is receiving. This is the full Frugit experience. The Lite Pack exists. Frugit acknowledges it. He does not endorse it and has submitted a complaint.
Frugit's Dispatch Lite
The essentials. Two exclusive die cut stickers and a strongly worded letter from the management. No additional paperwork. Frugit has filed a formal objection to this version of the subscription. It was noted. It was not acted upon.